Why Austin Queery is the worst wrestler since humanity began

1. His ring name is Theory, can't expect me to take that seriously
2. He sucks in the ring, all he does is kicks and flips
3. He's a midget, I don't care if he works his arms
4. He's supposed to be this new big deal star... all I know is that he comes out and he stinks
5. He takes selfies making the sóyface
6. He's terrible at life
7. He will never draw any new viewers in, if anything he will lower the ratings to AEW Rampage levels
8. He's gay
9. He's from Atlanta, Georgia
10. He looked very small compared to Lesnar and Lashley yet his fans insist he's a big guiy, no he's not, he's a midget who can't lift anyone
11. He stole Tyler Breeze's gimmick and Tyler Breeze stinks
12. He does not have heel heat, he has go away heat because he's boring
13. His fans are acting like this is the new Hulk Hogan
14. There's a gif of him fingering his throat
15. He doesn't look like a wrestler
16. Nobody knows what A-Town Down means, Atlanta's nickname is not A-Town