BREAKING NEWS: Kevin Nash was raped, fudgepacked, sissied, oralled, nasalled, rape redux’d, cum-tummed, dippity-dogged, Antwan’s Choice’d, toilet-timed, Mr. Brown’s Wild Ride’d, hee-haw’d, rip-yip-yimmitied, chowdered, hot halo’d, grits-tubed, Number 5’d, magic lasso’s, Neapolitan sundae bar’d …
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and GAPED!