>>6356295Look Theory, we all know what you had to do to make it to the top. And believe it or not, we understand your plight. If you hadn't done your time on the bearskin rug, you'd be in a 50/50 program with Dolph Ziggler about now. But thanks to your willingness to do the necessary, you actually have a chance at serious industry success.
Just know our mockery of your sexuality's all in good fun.