>>6390391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHrfzUsZoKo&t=7sSO MY WIFE WANTS TO TAKE ME TO A VEGAN RESTAURANT
>WHAT?A VEGATARIAN RESTAURANT
>WHAT?AN ALL ORGANIC NO ANIMAL PRODUCT USING RESTAURANT
>WHAT?SO I MAKE A RESERVATION
>WHAT?I ARRIVE AT 7PM SHARP
>WHAT?WE GET TAKEN TO OUR TABLE
>WHAT?WE GET SEATED
>WHAT?SO OL' STONE COLD TAKES A LOOK AT THE MENU
>WHAT?I LOOK THE MENU UP
>WHAT?I LOOK THE MENU DOWN
>WHAT?AND SOMETHIN'S MISSIN'
>WHAT?I SAID SOMETHIN'S MISSIN'
THERE'S NO MEAT ON THE MENU
>WHAT?IT'S ALL CARROTS AND PEAS AND STUFF
>WHAT?I CALL THE WAITER OVER
>WHAT?HE ASKS IF WE'RE READY TO ORDER
>WHAT?AND I ASK HIM IF THERE'S SOMETHIN' WRONG WITH THE MENU
>WHAT?HE SAYS THAT EVERYTHING WE MAKE IS ON THERE
>WHAT?AND I TELL HIM NAW, THERE'S A MISTAKE
>WHAT?BECAUSE THIS MENU
>WHAT?IS MISSIN' STEAK
>WHAT?AND I GAVE THAT SUMBITCH ONE STUNNER
>WHAT?TWO STUNNER
>WHAT?THREE STUNNER
>WHAT?AND I TOLD THAT MEALY MOUTH BASTARD
>WHAT?THE NEXT TIME I COME DOWN THIS SO-CALLED VEGAN ESTABLISHMENT
>WHAT?YOU BETTER HAVE AN ENTIRE DAMN BARBECUED COW READY FOR ME
>WHAT?OR ELSE I'LL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOUR ASS AND WALK IT DRY
>WHAT?AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
