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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:47:57 No.6408555 View View Reply Original Report

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Book the first RAW of the TV-14 era

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:49:00 No.6408567 Report

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shane mcpepe returns

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:50:05 No.6408578 Report

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>>6408555
Bobby Lashley says that he hates the black people.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:53:40 No.6408609 Report

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>>6408555
Asuka and Bayley in Bra and Thongs in a mud and slime match where they grope each other constantly.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:54:30 No.6408614 Report

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>>6408578
an uncle tom lashley gimmick that gets annoyed at the uppity street profits would be dimes

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:55:13 No.6408630 Report

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>>6408567
>>6408578
>>6408609
All based ideas. Shaping up to be a kino raw already

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:58:09 No.6408654 Report

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there is a celebration in the ring at the end, all half naked women and degenerates sucking each other off, then pg legend ryback comes out and beats the hell out of everybody. he gets on the mic and says the pg era is not over until the big guy says so. the audience completely loses their minds, one of the loudest pops in history

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:58:47 No.6408658 Report

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>>6408555
>bring back old school style intro to show clear change of rating
>Pat McAfee, Michael Cole and King on commentary
>show opens with vinny mac walking out, there's a lie detector in the middle of the ring
>trips+steph music hits, they come down to the ring
>proceed to ding yes on each question pertaining to sexual misconduct
>"ya see, vince, we knew you were a pervert, so that's why we did you a favor"
>triple h looks towards the ramp with steph in his arms
>all the nxt girls come out in skimpy bikinis down to the ring and surround vince
>vince is smiling like the old days
>"remember how much fun we used to have?"
>vince nods
>"well, steph and i have done some thinkin', and we thought this would be a good time to announce your retirement as CEO"
>vince looks stunned, but seeing all the young girls around him, he agrees.
>trips pulls out a contract signing the WWE over to him, establishing the rating back to TV-14
>"Enjoy retirement, pops."
>"But one more thing..."
>Pedigrees Vince
>"MY TIME" theme pops and evil HHH and Steph leave

That's just one segment, I have autism so be easy on me

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 21:59:26 No.6408665 Report

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>>6408555
Alexa Bliss gender reveal

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:00:06 No.6408670 Report

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>>6408555
Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss, Asuka and Bianca are in the ring having some cringe segment
Mandy's old theme hits
She cuts a promo on them
Gigi and Jacy hit the ring with baseball bats while the eyesores are distracted and brutalize all of them
Mandy comes to the ring and raises Bianca's blood soaked title while standing on her and Alex Kaufman's bloodied bodies.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:01:38 No.6408684 Report

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>>6408555

>Riddle, Street Profit and Jinder smoke pot and go on Stoner adventures..

>Carmella being slutty

>Call up D'Angelo and Escobar and do their feud TV-14 style

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:03:44 No.6408700 Report

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>>6408555
Maximum Dimes Models are made for TV 14, move them across

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:05:34 No.6408712 Report

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>>6408700
Make them gay porn stars for the added LGBTQ heat, bring back Breezango and those two blondes in NXT to make a gay porn studio stable

DIMES

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:08:55 No.6408741 Report

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>>6408712
>Gay porn studio stable
Potentially kino, desu

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:08:56 No.6408742 Report

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>>6408658
I popped

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:09:37 No.6408751 Report

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>>6408578
I just dealt with a guy at work. He was saying how much he didn’t want to end up living in public housing around “a bunch of black people”. This dude was blacker than the last banana.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:13:55 No.6408793 Report

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>>6408700
Fucking based

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:14:35 No.6408804 Report

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>>6408658
Hey man, better non-rasslin segment than anything recently, although 30 mins of Reigns standing in a ring saying nothing, Theory walking out then disappearing does not set a high bar.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:16:05 No.6408817 Report

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>>6408658
>RAW continues
>Theory's music hits, he proceeds to the ring
>He cuts a promo talking about whatever he's been doing (I haven't watched RAW in a while, I just know who's here from bits and pieces on Youtube)
>Kevin Owens theme hits, Theory turns to face the ramp with a shit eating "oh this guy" smile
>Kevin Owens tosses aluminum trash cans and chairs out from behind the tron
>Theory's face immediately turns to terror
>No promo Owens proceeds to run a trash can filled with chairs down to the ring, chasing Theory out of it
>Theory has the "Haha, almost got me" face
>Sami Zayn's music pops, he comes out from behind the tron
>Now Zayn and Owens have Theory trapped on the ramp
>Zayn forces Theory back in, Owens + Zayn brutalize Theory before using his phone to snap a photo of his bloodied (bladed) face
>Cut to commercial

Another segment

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:16:10 No.6408820 Report

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>>6408555
This but with Bayley
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1547397629260226560

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:22:23 No.6408873 Report

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>>6408555
Bro, it's mah time again.

Theory does a backstage intaview with
Kayla in a bikini.

Wants to show a selfie, scrolls too far.

So now, bro we see a selfie from theory with Vince in da background getting a Blowwjab from Bianca Belair!

And she's like who da black bitch now?

So you got da Heat on Vince and Bianca and Theory has to fucking run for his life, bro.

Remember he still got da Briefcase, bro.
While on da run!

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:24:06 No.6408884 Report

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>>6408555
Boss man re debuts and attacks the new day

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:28:58 No.6408927 Report

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>>6408817
>We're back from commercial, playback shows Theory being helped to the back with a bandage around his face
>Bobbo ambushes him from a broom closet, taking his time to beat the snot out of the shitter in the back
>Refs try to pull Bobbo off but non are Hebner level
>Bobbo unironically piledrives Theory through a backroom table, running out of the room as if he's afraid of being arrested for attempted murder
>Cut to the backstage parking area
>Ford Raptor truck speeds into the covered parking
>Camera pans up over the hood of the truck showing the Nightmare Family logo before it speeds away
>Truck crashes through tron, driving straight to the ring, of course "Kingdom" begins to play
>Cody Rhodes gets out pulling Brandy Rhodes along in a thonged latex/leather catsuit
>Walks her to the ring on a leash
>Has her kneel next to his leg like he's Conan the Barbarian
>Cuts a promo talking about how stupid he was to think being anti-racist drew ratings
>Buries AEW
>Says some (you know the ones) wrestlers just don't have the "it" factor like generational families like his
>Randy Orton's music hits
>He comes out to the ring to confront racist Cody
>Turns out he actually agrees
>Reform Legacy, except this time incredibly worked racist
>Start a feud with Street Profits, however Cody Rhodes still has aspirations for Heavyweight Title

might be a little rough, but i'm trying to book here

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:32:18 No.6408960 Report

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>>6408884
>>6408578
>>6408873

Few Ideas. Hi, Mr Russo

>Styles/Lashley Team up, cause they hate blacks

>T-bar becomes New Bossman

>Theory tells a story via selfies on Twitter, how he escapes Vinces Hitman

>Dirty Dawgz just become horny old guys

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:33:21 No.6408968 Report

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>>6408927
This is so fucking based holy shit

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:35:18 No.6408988 Report

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>>6408927
Damn, you are good at this.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:42:26 No.6409059 Report

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>>6408658
Holy Kino

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:43:20 No.6409066 Report

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>>6408927
>Commentary talks about what just happened
>King does the typical, "OH I AGREE WITH THE HEEL, HAHA" schtick he does
>Bayley's theme hits, she comes out in spandex booty shorts being swallowed by her massive latina booty
>Toxic Bloom debut on RAW, all come out in relatively sluttier attire
>Mandy walks down to the ring, promoing the whole way about how Bayley "has lost her friends" i.e. Becky, Sasha and Charlotte
>Tells her "The Toxic Bloom would love to be her friend..." as they circle her in the ring
>All three of the stable mates got huge pervy grins on their face.
>Bayley looks around at them like she's scared at what comes next
>"But you're going to have show the viewers at home if you're worthy enough to join us."
>Bayley shakes her head no rapidly
>"Or we can force you."
>The three close in around her before Bayley agrees
>Mandy points to the sound booth
>"Give her something to dance to"
>Proceeds to play cheesy strip tease dance music
>Bayley stripteases for the Toxic Bloom
>Gives a little twerk show for the cameras
>Pervy Toxic Bloom look impressed
>Toxic Bloom proceed to jump borderline naked Bayley before Rhea Ripley's music pops, she's got Liv Morgan behind her.
>Toxic Bloom look to the ramp in terror, standing their ground from the numbers advantage
>Rhea and Liv get to the ring, Toxic Bloom attack the duo
>Bayley gets up behind them, proceeding to ambush the trio from behind.
>Rhea, Liv, and Bayley stand victorious, leaving only Gigi in the ring as Jayce and Mandy run up the ramp after rolling out
>The victorious trio hit their finishers on Gigi before stripping her as well, bending that half naked Gigi booty over Rhea's knee before the trio plopping her booty with spankings
>King at this point is throwing a fit on commentary like the old days.

this one was a little bit more pervy than usual, but sex sells, i'm the booker, you can suck it

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:45:59 No.6409080 Report

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15 minute womens tag matches and 9 mins of that is intros

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:56:14 No.6409148 Report

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>>6408927
>Legacy going full 1488
Yeah, this is over with me, brother.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 22:56:33 No.6409152 Report

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>>6409066
>Girls leave, lights go out
>A strange vignette plays on the tron, the one that's been playing over the last few weeks
>Tron cuts out
>"You think you know me? You never did"
>Edge returns to his original "You will never know me, you're lost and scared" theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSe48QDXry8&ab_channel=Disaster601
>Edge proceeds to ring, shoot promos on how his previous gimmick was a failure, decided to return to what worked all those years ago in celebration of the new TV rating
>Judgement Day theme pops, they come down to the ring, it's just Balor and Priest
>Give a "look at the old, beaten, failure of a leader" promo
>Edge gives a smirk, raising the mic, "You will never know me."
>Lights go out again
>Bray Wyatt theme pops, lanterns illuminate all around the crowd.
>Lanterns go out
>Lights come back on
>Wyatt is standing next to Edge
>"Ring the bell ref." - Edge
>Wyatt and Edge vs Judgement Day
>Wyatt and Edge go over
Proceed to brutalize Judgement Day worse than they did to Edge
>Leave to Edge's classic theme.

I think I'm nearing the kino 1.5 hour time limit that'd I'd prefer to see.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:01:49 No.6409184 Report

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God damn I love McFlurries bro I dont think anything compares on the menu except the fries

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:02:41 No.6409189 Report

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>>6409066
Based

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:04:00 No.6409202 Report

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>>6409152
i fuck with that

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:08:35 No.6409230 Report

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>>6409152
>Final match of the night
>Roman Reigns theme pops
>Comes out with Heyman in tow
>Heyman introduces him in the ring as they do
>Heyman says "The Tribal Chief is issuing an open challenge as he is feeling generous"
>Ezekiel's theme pops, he comes to ring akin to Cena vs Angle all those years ago.
>Reigns turns to Ezekiel, says into the mic
>"What makes you think you have what it takes to beat the Tribal Chief?"
>Zeke just smirks, holding the mic up as the camera zooms.
>"Well, I'm Ezekiel, and I'm going to beat your fat Samoan ass."
>Proceeds to actively whip Roman around the ring, athletically out performing the champion
>Roman gets some typical Roman spots in, but Ezekiel clearly has the athletic advantage over the bulking, slow Reigns.
>Goes for some classic top rope big guy spots, elbow drops a prone Reigns
>They go back and forth, Roman seems to be tiring out, rolls from ring and runs slowly around it, Ezekiel following, grabbing a mic and laying into the Champ with Stone Cold style mic jeers jabs as he slowly chases him around.
>Finally catches him, whipping him into the steps before whipping him into the ring post, busting Reigns open
>Rolls the bloodied champ into the ring before hitting him with a "drift away" and then a final diving elbow drop.
>Pins, 1. 2. 3. Pinfall victory
>Heyman is stunned
>Zeke does a Hogan-esque "lemme hear ya" pose to each side of the ring before grabbing a mic.
>"And get that fat piece of trash out of my ring."
>Elias and Elrod appear on the tron clapping and celebrating Ezekiel's victory
>Music hittin'
>Confetti

Ending of new era RAW shows that biggest belt can change hands on a weekly show, sets up new champ, gets rid of PG era champ
Booking is fucking hard

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:24:20 No.6409351 Report

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If this is really the last Roman and Brock match (at least for a while), they need a bloody, locker room clearing, pull-apart brawl. Haven't had a good one in a long time.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:25:54 No.6409362 Report

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>>6408555
Live Sex Celebration all night long.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:26:30 No.6409367 Report

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>>6409362
PiP throughout the night

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:27:42 No.6409376 Report

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>>6409362
Holy based

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:28:06 No.6409380 Report

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>>6408555
Is this really happening?

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:36:16 No.6409451 Report

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>>6408555
Returning cyborg-arm robocop bodyhorror Cody Rhodes vs Punished Vince for control of Shane McMahon and the WWE

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:36:59 No.6409460 Report

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>>6408658
>>6408817
>>6408927
>>6409066
>>6409152
>>6409230
Someone at WWE needs to HIRE THIS MAN right fucking now and put him in charge as head booker, it could be the move that saves the company

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:45:45 No.6409548 Report

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>>6409152
>kino 1.5 hour time limit

Basado

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:46:27 No.6409556 Report

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>>6408555
>Vince twists the entire controversy into being an angle
>each week or two on Raw he calls one of the female wrestlers into the office and tries to give them pointers while making multiple innuendos
>the only ones who aren't affected are Asuka and Xia Li
>each week gets more sexual and bizarre until the womeme locker room has enough and tries to lodge a formal complaint to HR, HR demands that Vince does a gauntlet match against his accusers at a major PPV to "face retribution"
>Vince still goes over and makes them all mandatory members of the Kiss My Ass club
Yeah I know it got overturned a couple minutes ago but it's still fun to think about.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:57:17 No.6409642 Report

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>>6409460
Not with that gay wyatt shit

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:18:32 No.6409841 Report

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>>6409556
Dude this would fucking make every twitter fag and british wrestling dork have a heart attack kek. I can just picture those faggots from wrestletalk crying about this nonstop

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:23:01 No.6409884 Report

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>>6408609
Nah, just pudding

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:24:38 No.6409895 Report

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Nikita vs Gigi in a stinkface match

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:31:42 No.6409968 Report

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>>6409895
2/3 falls¿

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:37:19 No.6410018 Report

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>>6408609
A man after my own heart

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:38:31 No.6410035 Report

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>>6408609
Nah, just devilled eggs and corned beef

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:45:22 No.6410089 Report

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>>6408555
Bayley gets a braphog gimmick.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:46:06 No.6410098 Report

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>>6410035
>first one to eat all the eggs wins

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:49:32 No.6410128 Report

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>>6408555
>Gigi Dolin comes out
>Slowly pulls her underwear down
>Takes a shit in the middle of the ring
>Leaves

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:51:00 No.6410140 Report

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>>6408555
Bayley vs herself in a bra and panties match

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:51:01 No.6410141 Report

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>>6408578
>You say my name is Bobby Lashley, and that I'm Black?
>I say my name is Bobby Lashley, and I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:51:16 No.6410144 Report

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>>6410128
Bro, that's the opener and we will just let it lay there for da rest of da show.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 00:58:02 No.6410205 Report

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>>6408609
based mud/slimeCHAD
>>6409884
based puddingCHAD

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 02:14:35 No.6410837 Report

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>>6408658
Absolute dimes

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 02:17:57 No.6410863 Report

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>>6410141
>WOW!

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 02:21:27 No.6410883 Report

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>At work
>Talking to boomer boss about old wrestling he used to watch
>surprised i knew who a lot of old wrestlers were because im only 20
>talk about a old WCW wrester who was named "the final solution" which they had to change
>HR manager comes over
>she asks what we were laughing about
>i say "haha you wouldnt get it"
>she says Why? because im a girl?
>I reply "No because you're a nigger"
>got fired
WTF bros?

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jul 2022 02:52:35 No.6411106 Report

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>>6408567
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