>AYO! The world is cold, better bundle up. AYO! I said the world is cold better bun..
YO! YO! DAWG CUT MY MUSIC DAWG! CUT IT!
*Santana walks in with a designer make up bag and effeminate gait*
HEY EDRONEES! YO EDRONEES! I SEE YA FRONTIN'! SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE DAWG!
Call me a fat, talentless shitter, call me lazy and gay, YO I HEAR IT DAWG! I HEAR HOW YOU ALL THOUGHT TAKESHITA SHOULD HAVE GONE OVER! YO FUCK THAT! YOU THINK I'M GAY YO?? I'LL SHOW YOU GAY PAHTNAH!
*snaps his fingers beckoning Santana, who strolls over*
Yo Santana, reach into your make up bag and work your magic,yo! Make me pretty!
*Santana puts lipstick, eyeshadow, ECT on Eddie's face*
Santana: I'm gonna make you look so pretty dawg!
*Eddie is caked in tacky make up*
HEY EDRONEES! WHO'S PRETTY NOW?! HUH? WHO'S GAY NOW PAHTNAH?!!
YO EDRONEES! I SEE YOU AT AN AEW EVENT SPEWING SOME ANTI LGBTQ SHIT
>BAM!
I'M KNOCKIN YOU THE FUCK OUT!
I HEAR ABOUT YOU HARASSING TRANS KIDS ONLINE
>BEBOP BOOP BEEP
I'M HACKIN YOUR FACEBOOK!
YOU TALK ABOUT TAKING AWAY A WOMEN'S RIGHT TO ABORTION
>POW!
I'M KNOCKIN YOU THE FUCK OUT!
EDRONES ON SIGHT!! I SEE YOU I'M SUCKIN YOU OFF IN DRAG THEN I'LL DONKEY PUNCH YOUR WHOLE CREW!!