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I always see those top 5 or 10 lists and thought, hey, I could take a crack at it and it won't be filled with all the clickbait normie shit. I'll make them for /pw/ and they will be /pw/ approved.
>#5 WWE is filled with evil Sex Pests
Us hardcore fans on /pw/ have known how disgusting and vile of a person Vince McMahon is and how horny of a pervert Johnny Ace was but we didn't know the full extent and while the piece of shit e-drones try to bury the lead, more will follow. We'll learn about Triple H (who totally has skeletons in his closet) and Nick Khan. AEW is built on a foundation of decency and trust and sponsors will soon take note of that and flock over there. In due time.
>#4 AEW has already successfully defeated both RAW and Smackdown in the key 18-49 demo
In the Friday Night War, WWE, being the fucking piece of shit evil company they are, tried to counter program AEW. It didn't go well for them as they were embarrassed that their two stars got decisively defeated by CM Punk, The Bunny and more. If they can't even go head to head and beat The Bunny, what does that really say if Tony Khan decided to go head to head against RAW or Smackdown?
>#3 Ticket Sales
AEW sells out all their shows on the market and thanks to the great Wrestling Tix account we can see the true data for WWE (They are disgusting and say they sold out when there's 2k tickets left...) and you can see Summerslam still has 11k tickets to sell... AND IT'S IN TWO WEEKS. HAHA the fucking pieces of shits are getting embarrassed two PPVs in a row. Maybe instead of doing Roman vs Brock for the 02010210 time... BUILD NEW STARS? All Out was an instant presale sell out and will feature CM Punk vs Jon Moxley for the first time in what will be a legendary main event. Summerslam just has... Brock vs Roman... again. Cool. F5! Spear! f5! Spear! WOW! What a great match! And they wonder why they are in the fucking mud...
To be continued...
>#5 WWE is filled with evil Sex Pests
Us hardcore fans on /pw/ have known how disgusting and vile of a person Vince McMahon is and how horny of a pervert Johnny Ace was but we didn't know the full extent and while the piece of shit e-drones try to bury the lead, more will follow. We'll learn about Triple H (who totally has skeletons in his closet) and Nick Khan. AEW is built on a foundation of decency and trust and sponsors will soon take note of that and flock over there. In due time.
>#4 AEW has already successfully defeated both RAW and Smackdown in the key 18-49 demo
In the Friday Night War, WWE, being the fucking piece of shit evil company they are, tried to counter program AEW. It didn't go well for them as they were embarrassed that their two stars got decisively defeated by CM Punk, The Bunny and more. If they can't even go head to head and beat The Bunny, what does that really say if Tony Khan decided to go head to head against RAW or Smackdown?
>#3 Ticket Sales
AEW sells out all their shows on the market and thanks to the great Wrestling Tix account we can see the true data for WWE (They are disgusting and say they sold out when there's 2k tickets left...) and you can see Summerslam still has 11k tickets to sell... AND IT'S IN TWO WEEKS. HAHA the fucking pieces of shits are getting embarrassed two PPVs in a row. Maybe instead of doing Roman vs Brock for the 02010210 time... BUILD NEW STARS? All Out was an instant presale sell out and will feature CM Punk vs Jon Moxley for the first time in what will be a legendary main event. Summerslam just has... Brock vs Roman... again. Cool. F5! Spear! f5! Spear! WOW! What a great match! And they wonder why they are in the fucking mud...
To be continued...
