Take the shittiest no dimes wrestlers currently, put them all into 1 fed, give them new gimmicks and pay them in coke, what I got so far:
>kip sabian - looksmaxxer
>evil uno - voyeur masturbationist
>marko stunt - midget with huge dick
>brandon cutler - vegangainz
>brock anderson - evangelical christian
>chuck taylor - that fetish where gay people like to spread aids
>ethan page - kyle rittenhouse
>tony nese - OCD gimmick, has to do his finisher 5 times or he'll start sperging, makes the ref count to 5 whenever he pins
>jake atlas - el chapo but gay
>danhausen - soundcloud rapper
>roderick strong - generic 80s fitness coach, lots of workout dvds
>ricochet - crypto billionaire
>mustafa ali - do not redeem scammer
>joe gacy - fake cripple for sympathy/money
>drew gulak - soi
>humberto - mexican white supremacist
>tozawa - cumshark
>ciampa - epstein
>azeez - curry gimmick, cooks curry, throws curry powder at people, always wins by smelling bad
>t bar - sashaschizo
We also need hot women, ECW at the time had more big titted ladies, its 2022 now, we only care about ass, here's the female roster:
>rebel
>tay conti
>anna jay
>brandi lauren
>scarlett beaudroux
>gigi dolan
>like 10 new nxt girls i dont watch it but i know they keep hiring zoomers with huge asses
>kiera hogan
>skye blue
>naomi