Dear Miss I'm-Too-Good-to-Fuck-Fans
Didn't like my MS Paint art of you and Bayley as Trans?
I've been simping you for years, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two DMs, I wrote your twitter handle on em perfect
Hey Sash, I just sniffed a key of K, dare me to neigh?
Remember that book Black Betty
About that bitch who saved that horse and took her to a farm in the country?
That's kinda how this is, I coulda saved you from the glue factory
Of washed-up botchers who can't draw a single milly
And all I wanted was a lousy handjob after a show
Or for you to peg me like one of those bitches from GLOW
I love you sasha, we coulda slept together too
Just like you did with Sheamus, Baron Corbin, and Drew
