>>6468432I'm from Mass. Cum Sox is so brilliantly obvious that I'm shocked this is the first time I heard it.
She's not from Boston, btw. Hers is just one of the millions of families who ended up in Mass. because it's the only US state w/a huge social safety net and lots of charities for specific shit like autism that isn't also a dystopian nightmare.
Our Sox are filled w/cum because we have to burn off the stress caused by taking care of the rest of this third world hovel.