>>6478223Probably not the loudest one since my memory is godawful, but one of my own favorite segments that got a huge pop
>first day of the sophomore year of high school>get to school much earlier>grab 3 of those small bottles of rum>no idea why the shops and shit let me buy alcohol and cigs without an ID, but I live in a 2nd world shithole and I was 6'3 at 16 so I guess they just assumed I was 18>go to a park and down all 3 of them while blasting Suicidal Tendencies>get to class in time, everyone can tell I'm drunk out of my mind>basically sleep through 3 classes without anyone even noticing>wake up in the middle of anatomy class cus I needed to piss>overhear the teacher talking about penises>asks if peenors are just reproductive organs or something else>raise my hand and say "well they have multiple uses">everyone looks at me confused>he asks me to elaborate>"well, you can use them for urination too. And while we're on the topic of urination, can I go to the toilet?">get a pop>he asks if I'm on drugs, I say I'm tired and my classmates cover for meHigh school sure was fun, but I guess stupid shit like that is why I'm now 21, a college dropout and unemployed
