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>Always the guy
>Didn't care if you liked it
>main evented TNA's most successful PPV ever
>gold salesman
>10/10
>Carnied Vince out of $200,000 giving him 20 year asspain
>is going to take over WWE too
>responsible for Ring Ka King and the Indian wrestling boom
>put Mike Graham in his place, face-to-face like a real man
>tried to be a country music star AND an MMA enthusiast. Succeeded.
>Promos and Championship Reigns as TNA grew into an audience of millions
>Had classic wrestlemania-caliber matches with Kurt Angle. Twice.
>BREE WOO
>tortillas
>Slap Nuts
>Don't Piss Me Off
>Muh World
>graciously retired and earned real sympy from crowd for wife's passing
>carried HHH's girlfriend to her best match
>knocked out Fabulous Moolah with his guitar
>Knocked out Gary Coleman with his guitar
>knocked out Beetlejuice with his guitar
>Carried the sword for the Tennessee Titans
>Was in the *real* 4 Horsemen. Not the WWE cosplay version.
>Put up his own money to fund his vanity project that's drawn 4x the rating of NXT
>Unironically The Ch-Ch-Chosen One
>Unironically Planet Jarrett
>Unironically The King of the Mountain
>Put over AJ Styles
>Put over Christian
>so selfless he put over ERIC YOUNG
>Honors his family's legacy as a third generation promoter
>used his own money to launch the national careers of a generation of indie stars
>gained cinema cred starring in "Spring Breakers"
>his theme music was always based
>his outfits were always based
>heel work is so effective that he's worked marks into jumping the barricades in two countries
>Don't Piss Him Off
>doesn't need to ride a faction's coattails to be in the Hall of Fame
>Worked Mondays, Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, WWF, WCW, WWE, TNA, GFW, AAA, NWA, and USWA