THE SHOW SO FAR:
- The Tribal Chief (+Bloodline) addresses the WWE Universe and handles A-Town Down interrupting
- Drew McIntyre alabama slams Theory
- Drew vs Theory gets interrupted by Sheamus, with Bobbo saving the day, leading to PLAYA PLAYA time with Bobbo + Drew vs Sheamo + Theory (BUTCH and FRidge at ringside)
- The Ones take out Theory with Stereo Superkicks after the match as the crowd chants "WHO'S YOUR DADDY"
- The Zig has a backstage interview with Irish Kev, with AJ and the Alpha Academy interrupting to set up a match for later
- Rey Mysterio babbles nonsense in "spanish" to celebrate 20 years, gets interrupted by The Judgement Day
- The Mysterios vs. Judgement Day, Rey 619s it to end it clean despite expectations
- Eternal commercial break
- Backstage celebration with drunk Aaliyah and Eric Roberts(???) where Rey gets a present of original 1997 gear, Aaliyah confronts Rhea and there's a backstage brawl where Finn says it's his burt day
- Bianca Belair says CHOO CHOO and Big Time Becks is dressed like a wedding cake then they briefly fight to the ring before Kerwin in the Truck cuts to footage from last week leading to...
- Alexa Bliss + LILY beats Doudrop with Nikki Almost Really Super Evil at ringside
- AJ Styles simps for Logan Paul backstage a bit

ONGOING:
- Logan Paul tries to outdo THE MIZ with IMPAULSIVE TV and is interrupted by Mommy Maryse, WHAT IS GOING ON NOW!!!!

STILL TO COME:
- AJ Styles + Dolph Ziggler vs. Alpha Academy (with likely feud and/or title implications for AJ and Dolph)
- Riddle + Street Profits vs. The Bloodline (? maybe. Probably some fuckery.)
- Potential 24/7 title filler
- THE MIZ faces off against Pokemon Card Man in the Main Event of the Evening, maybe. Or maybe HHH will swerve us to exert his dominance.