>McMahons bow to Inoki
>In contact with Yakuza
>Possess psychic-like booking abilities
>Control Nippon with an iron but fair chin
>Own castles & wrestling feds globally
>Direct descendant of Rikidōzan
>Will bankroll the first wrestling feds on Mars (Inokistan will be be the first city)
>Bankrupted WCW, ECW, and WWE, there is no WWE, but an illusion by Inoki's will power
>First designer wrestlers will in all likelihood be Inoki wrestlers
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & the Tokyo Dome
>The book of Austin tells of a chin who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technical wrestling with him
>Ordered the hit on Chris Benoit via Inokibots
>You likely have Inokibots inside you right now
>Learned fluent English in under a week
>Wrestling Feds entrust their title belts with Inoki. There's no big gold belt only big gold Inoki
>About 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know what his ultimate plan yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
