>>6546372He didn't. The only reason he survived is because I led /asp/ in Christian prayer every morning wishing for his recovery.
Jokes on him, I'm not Christian. It was all a ritual to absorb the energies of /asp/ into my own being and use it to control Roman's fate. At a time of my chosing, I reserve the right to rescind every prayer at once and cause Roman to "Picture of Dorian Gray" in the middle of the ring.
