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>And now for some pro wrestling news: Kenny Omega, commonly called the best wrestler in the world, is nearing his in-ring return after an *eight month* absence
>Now that's a long time folks - back then, a gallon of gas cost a kidney, we used a strange site called "Porn Hub", and Vince McMahon was committing tax fraud to hide hush money payments
- pause to let the crowd groan
>So, congrats to Kenny.
>Now that's a long time folks - back then, a gallon of gas cost a kidney, we used a strange site called "Porn Hub", and Vince McMahon was committing tax fraud to hide hush money payments
- pause to let the crowd groan
>So, congrats to Kenny.
