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>Hulk Hogan, world renowned wrestler and reality TV star, was today executed by firing squad for crimes against humanity. His crime? Making horrible cheeseburgers.
>Hogan's burgers were so bad that they caused widespread sickness and even death in some cases. Thousands of people were affected, with many left unable to work or enjoy their lives due to the debilitating effects of the burgers.
>Hogan showed no remorse for his actions, even laughing as he was led to the execution chamber. He will now go down in history as one of the most reviled criminals ever.
>Hogan's burgers were so bad that they caused widespread sickness and even death in some cases. Thousands of people were affected, with many left unable to work or enjoy their lives due to the debilitating effects of the burgers.
>Hogan showed no remorse for his actions, even laughing as he was led to the execution chamber. He will now go down in history as one of the most reviled criminals ever.
