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TONIGHT from Worcester, Massachusetts>Bryan Danielson vs Daniel Garcia >Swerve Strickland vs Tony Nese & "Smart" Mark Sterling >We hear from Jungle Boy >Sammy Guevara vs Dante Martin >Ricky Starks(c) vs Danhausen for the FTW World Championship >Thunder Rosa(c) vs TJPW's Miyu Yamashita for the AEW Women's World Championship >Jon Moxley(c) vs Rush for the AEW Interim World Championship
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BLACKED CHADS WW@!!??
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Hook finna turn on Ricky bros…
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>>6565072 Aint nobody watching this dogshit lmao
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stark is losinghausen.
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Skye Blue ass awaiting lmao
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Ricky is so dimes, bros
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So if Danhausen wins he joins Tazz?
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Incoming Hook and Taz kino
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stop making threads, no one watches this show
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nice preintro package on Starks
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10/10 absolute kino
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how do i get a girl like sky blue
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>>6565110 >Aint nobody watching this dogshit lmao Anonymous
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Starks is pure dimes.
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>>6565072 Starks defending a title they remember exists every 6 months KEK.
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>>6565077 >gAyEW is for fags lol Anonymous
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Love that Ricky
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based The Rick
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The crowd is fucking ARTFUL
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look i like starks, but this belt is anti dimes and makes him look like a geek
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Starks is going over but I hope Danhausen at least gets to look good
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>>6565121 Starks is too good for this
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>>6565138 Don't worry, Hook will get the belt soon enough
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Danhausen got a stone cold pop
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Ricky Starks is dimes
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>>6565125 go to the mall and tell the children at hot topic you have a van with free candy
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>bootleg rock vs. reddithausen no thanks
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Ricky Starks is the size of a teenager, how do people think he should be WHC?
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>>6565126 >MUST. DEFEND. AEW. Anonymous
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>>6565153 Starks is already better than Rock ever was.
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>>6565143 crowd seems into this
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Ricky Starks is the only cool mixed race person
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I hope the Rick got his monkeypox vax
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I think Thunder Rosa vs Miyu will be the main event
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>a complete joke character like Danhausen is in better shape than Adam Cole
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>Starks hurt his neck again lmao
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kek what a red-hot crowd
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>>6565072 Wasn't feeling Anna Jay's outfit tonight...
Guevara had that high million mile stare.
Hope he's high.
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those two did not have good chemistry
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>>6565163 I will when it's a seething e-drone F5'ing the catalog just to spam the same shit constantly
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based stroke daddy taking care of this geek
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>>6565072 LET'S GO RICKY!!!
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>Squash match Lol
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Poor Danhausen can't get a win to save his life
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ALERT ALERT THEY WENT HOME EARLY RICKY'S NCK IS BROKEN AGAIN
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Based Starks not wasting his time on this jabroni
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>>6565168 based pencil eraser nipple poster!
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This crowd SOCKS
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>>6565072 How do you watch this slop?
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>>6565167 >Being worked into division by the elites >Not knowing "monkeypox" is just vax-induced shingles Mark.
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delete danshitsen bring back marco
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I fucking hate niggers
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danhausen lost in 90 seconds KEK
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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>organic HOOK chants ya love to see it
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>>6565173 yeah, you're gay
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>>6565176 Damn Vince is such a chad
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OH FUCK, THAT'S HOOK RIGHT THERE
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>ORANGE SHORTS KINO
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>>6565169 Danhausen is like Big John Stud sizedof course he makes 4'5" Smol look small
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HOOKCHADS WE EATIN TONIGHT FR FR
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bros im fucking rcyrinyg dont let starks job to hook
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>You beat my nerd up
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Wheres the guy that made the thread complaining about HOOK being ice cold? kek
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Hook taking the strap at Grand Slam?
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BAH GAWD ITS HIM HES HERE HOOK IS HERE
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BASED BASED BASED
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MONSTERPOP FOR HOOOOOOOOOOK
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BAW GAWD IS THAT!? COULD IT BE?
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I think Hook's song has grown on me
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too early for Hook to get the FTR belt.
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hook is not over at all hahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Starks sold the Hook reveal like shit
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TAZBROS.. WHAT DO WE DO NOW??
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STARKS BURIED BY TAZ'S FAGGOT SON!
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The Shitter HOOK!
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WW@ Hookers fr fr no cap
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>>6565199 hahahahahahah the existence of AEW absolutely bubbles your PIG SKIN
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>T-TONY WASTED HOOK! H-HE'S ICE COLD!!!1! lmao dronies on suicide watch
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Night after night, grinding in the Team Taz dojo
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>>6565168 THUNDER ROSAS BARE ASS CHEEKS
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THAT'S HOOK RIGHT THERE!
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>>6565222 same, i didn't like it at first
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HOOK WITH THE GOKU TRUNKS BASED AF
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STIFF THE FUCK OUT OF HIM RICKY
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title change incoming my niggers
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Mmmmmmm those are some pure strikes
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CROWD GOING APESHIT FOR HOOK
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>>6565215 He's meme over. Nobody tunes in for Hook anymore
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>>6565077 Global Rule 2.
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>6565235 i love aew and i was saying this. it's because of memehausen, he can fuck off
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>>6565235 the crowd is completely dead and no one recognized the music
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Taz just beaming with joy talking about Hook
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>>6565224 he got a bigger reaction than any Roman appearance in the last 10 years LOL
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>>6565213 Ricky finna do the ding-dong diddley jobarino
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twink vs twink match
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>Will Hook finally lose? >Or will Stark lose the belt
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I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard a more dead crowd. Holy shit
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>>6565248 you're so fucking dumb.
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EL DIABLO GUAPO
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>>6565260 roman had a sold out MSG screaming for him on monday
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HOOK CHADS WE EATING TONIGHT
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>pretty Ricky JR.....
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Bros did I fucking call it or what?
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Well shit...didn't see that coming tonight Based
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ITS HOOK RIGHT HERE
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fuck that shit. HHH will treat ricky with respect
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??????????????
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hook is MASSIVELY over.
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Damn this a pretty good Dynamite, bros
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>>6565258 get your ears tested dronie, crowd is going wild for HOOK and it makes you SEETHE uncontrollably
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HOOKCHADS WE FUCKIN' EATIN'
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ABSOLUTE BURIED RICKY STARKS
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>They actually buried Ricky.
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BAH GAWD HES DONE IT HOOK HAS DONE IT HOOK IS THE NEW FTW CHAMPION LORD ALMIGHTY
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Rickybros.....
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HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER HOOKER
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>Squash match >Champ taps out Way to bury Starks
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>>6565248 Just like when they chanted Rusev day and bought his merchandise for like a year. Just a meme not over like ROMAN
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KEK Starks and Hobbs had to carry the Shitters Swerve and Queef Lee, plus the Fucks for the Tag Titles, now Starks has to lose to HOOk. I hope their contracts are ending soon.
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>>6565292 Ah shut the fuck up
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ricky needs to jump ship asap
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starks buried what the fuck i hate hook now
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>>6565297 >Losing to a bigger star is getting buried absolutely reddit take
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IT'S HOOK TIME
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Did JR just call him Puck?
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HOLY BASED HOOK BROS WE FEASTING
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Is Starks injured again?
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Is Ricky's contract ending soon?
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>>6565272 yeah WWE2k22_CrowdSounds.mp3
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Ricky is going to win a different belt obviously
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HOOK HOLY SHIT NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA TURN ON TAZ AND HOOK INCLUDING BRIAN CAGE
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finally absolute power can have some tag belts
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>>6565309 They are going over now brother
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So much for that Ricky Starks push lmao
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>Taz on commentary while his sons wins not only his first title but the title Taz created
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why the FUCK does Tony hate Ricky and Hobbs so much
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>>6565307 Thats fucking wholesome
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Starks is going for a real title now bros let's go
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That was stupid. Completely out of nowhere with no build and Hook basically just went against his own partner for no reason.
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>>6565258 >the crowd is completely dead and no one recognized the music ok retard
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>>6565307 How the fuck..
He looks adopted
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>>6565319 He said young pup.
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>>6565274 It’s an optical illusion. Remember that Danhausen is a shoot 6’5” and they were about the same height standing next to each other
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>>6565313 Hook is a fucking rookie that can't have a match that lasts longer than 5 minutes without QT covering for him. stfu.
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Hook challenging for the belt should be a big fight. Not something that comes out of nowhere unannounced. That shit would draw a milly, but of course TK can't promote shit.
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wow THAT WAS HECKIN YUMMY I CANT WAIT TO POST MY REACTION ON R/AEWOFFICIAL
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>>6565333 >relieving Ricky of an anti-dimes belt He's doing him a favor
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Hook was tearing up.
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Starksbros, it'll be fine. Now he has no baggage leading into a long TNT title run.
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Hook’s gear is dimes as fuck tonight. Orange shorts and all white low top Uptowns. Give this nigga the fake belt.
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>>6565323 Ricky signed in 2020. Also has been pushed heavily as one of their media guys
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>>6565311 He's Cody's guy btw
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>>6565311 you fucking mark, you think Ricky cares about losing the FTW title?
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>>6565338 I have to agree. Starks vs Hook should've been a PPV level match with the right buildup. Makes me wonder if Starks is wanting to follow Cody now.
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>>6565345 FTW is a meme belt
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>Look kid, a guy like Ricky Starks shouldn't be jobbing to nepotism. How about this, come to our side get a IC run and win at Mania?
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>>6565344 >Goldberg is a fucking rookie that can't have a match that lasts longer than 54 minutes without Regal covering for him. stfu. Anonymous
bros at 26 is it too late for me to find a woman who will accept me watching outlaw professional wrestling? i usually date girls 3-5 years under me if it makes any difference
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Starks is going to WWE as part of a faction with MJF.
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Taz member vs Taz member could be a whole feud and match for a PPV. Or a 3 week build. I don't get just doing it here out of nowhere.
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>>6565348 >>6565345 >>6565338 Here they come. Piggys be oinking
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>>6565272 >roman had a sold out MSG screaming for him on monday Anonymous
>>6565367 Goldberg had more mass in a single arm than Hook has in total. You rube.
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>>6565333 he doesn't, mark. Ricky & Hobbs are getting the tag titles
>>6565338 dickhead, you're such a mark. HOOK is with Danhausen, he's never tagged with Ricky
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>Taz found a woman who is shorter than him and of equal circumference >somehow they produced a lanky manlet that is somehow taller than both of them
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>>6565366 fuck fuck fuck AEWbros theyre gonna start poaching our guys cause of Tony
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>>6565334 Post fairy tale booba
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>>6565332 he has become the proud papa
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FTW is a meme belt that was holding Ricky back. He's been in the same place forever.
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>>6565391 that's fucking genetics for ya
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Hook is fucking dimes
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>>6565381 Ricky could easily say he messed up his neck and wasn't 100%
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>>6565377 >>6565364 keep dreaming dronies
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>>6565384 He also never learned how to wrestle and injured fucking legends because he wanted to do fake kung fu
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>more ricky starks this show is based
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>>6565384 and Lex Luger was bigger than Bill Greenberg, yet ended up being a never was. Do you actually think Ricky Starks losing the do nothing midcard belt is bad? He's going to move UP the card.
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>Hobbs will never take you to the local Mommy Milkers and pay for them to violently shake their puppies in your face to forget about losing your title to a former protege you help get over
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>Starks and Hobbs feuded with Swerve and Lee for months and never got a regular tag team match or even more than one singles match(?) >Starks jobs to a guy who's wreztled less than two hours in front of people his entire career Toby you abject retarded mark, kill yourself
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nobody gives a fuck about that belt lmao
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Ricky face turn
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wtf this promo rules
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MIYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>6565386 >dickhead, you're such a mark. HOOK is with Danhausen, he's never tagged with Ricky He hasn't tagged with him, but he has appeared with him and helped him.
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Ricky Starks > HOOK
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>>6565406 reminds me of monster rancher and taking out any random CDs from the library
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>>6565406 His Grandfathers must have been tall Chads in Sicily or something
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why does tony never hold the mic high enough
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>Ricky lost the title just so he could cut a based promo BASED
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now Starks is ready for a real title
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>>6565260 Objectively false lmao
>>6565324 >>6565383 You could physically see the crowd cheer for roman, coping tonybot
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>I’m no stranger to losing kek fuck you tony
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Tiny Khanman buried Starks and Hobbs again and again. Time to join MJF and come to WWE
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So fucking glad Ricky is getting a spotlight
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>>6565419 Hook should be in black trunks wrestling every week and losing. And I will never hear anything else.
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>>6565341 Autistics are typically face blind so no surprise there. He’s got the same facial features as his mom, she’s just a walled land whale. Just look at the nose, the cheekbones etc
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>>6565418 I'm loving it and the crowd's loving it
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TEAM TAZ BROS WTF IS GOING ON
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H-Hobbs bros? Why’d you do that?
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Good. They're just putting Ricky over.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hooklet made Starks look like a giant kek
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>>6565377 >>6565366 >>6565323 Yes, every single time anybody loses in AEW, they're imminently headed to WWE.
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wtf that promo ruled
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>>6565449 Hear this. you're gay and a tranny lol lmao kek kwab haha reddit
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AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX
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>>6565272 >roman had a sold out MSG screaming for him on monday Anonymous
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I didn't see that coming
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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HOTSHOT WITH NO REASONING HOTSHOT WITH NO REASONING HOTSHOT WITH NO REASONING HOTSHOT WITH NO REASONING HOTSHOT WITH NO REASONING
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BOOKER OF THE FUCKING YEAR
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damn Hobbs goes with whoever has the belt
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holy fuck that genuinely surprised me and worked the SHIT out of me
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HOBBS NOOOOOOO
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>Trying to make Tony anxious that Paul might snap him up now for his new toyhouse Smart move by the kid
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TURN OUTTA NOWHERE
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>>6565453 it's all coming apart ;(
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WHAT THE FUCK WILL NOOOOOOOOOO
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this Dynamite is FIRE
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what in the fuck is tony doing?
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ABSOLUTELY DIMES SEGMENT
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Ricky Starks has been killed
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HOBBS, NO. THIS BETRAYAL.
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>Hobbs turns on Starks damn my jaw literally dropped, I did NOT see that coming
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TAKE DEM IPHONE BIATCHHHHHHHH
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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Did Ricky relax? :'(
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What the fuck is even happen?
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>top ten anime betrayals
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Is Powerhouse out of Team Taz, or is Ricky?
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Fucking 10/10 turn. Out of nowhere.
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>>6565425 just like every belt in gayew
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>breaking up team taz fuck you, tk
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Tony has lost it
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Even excalibur sounded baffeled when he had to cut from ring to back.
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LOL, THEY JUST CUT AWAY
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>>6565480 learn what hotshot means
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>>6565493 turning ricky face
he honestly should've made the turn long time ago desu
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>>6565509 Considering hiow unhappy Taz was there Id say Hobbs is out
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Genuinely upset by this breakup
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>>6565480 >NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN ON YOUR SHOW IT'S NOT ALLOWED dronies are beyond fucking pathetic
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Whiteboibros...
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>>6565509 I presume Hobbs since Hook is still cool with Ricky and Taz sounds confused
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Holy shit. Is ricky turning face?
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>>6565386 > Ricky & Hobbs are getting the tag titles LMAO
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Rape him Hobbs, he’s out cold. Now is the time. Rape time.
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>>6565506 why Powerhouse, why?!
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DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE DAS RITE
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WHO /SAD/ NOW?
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my mom asked why i cant find a girl like my favorite wrestlers do
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>>6565539 no, he’s buried. haven’t you read the thread?
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>LIVE SEX CELEBRATION
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>tfw no SIOG vs Team Taz feud
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>no Skye ass shot
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Skye Blue looks like she got thrown into this spot after choosing straws
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Holy fuck, Tay's ass looks LOUD tonight
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>Skye Blue >soccer mom shorts Why bros...
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No more burnlootmurder bands on Dante. Its an improvement
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Dante is great bros
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>>6565369 I’m 31 and my 26 yo gf tolerates it and even went to an AEW and New Japan show. It’s possible.
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dante martin sucks aew has enough talent that fies his style better
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kek another loss for dante
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>>6565341 He looks like his mom. What are you talking about?
He's not fat.