>>6594332You blasphemous dumb son of a bitch.
Gen. Ike Eisenhower was balding too but he kicked Hitler's ass to kingdom come.
Groucho Marx's hair was receding and yet he was still banging Marilyn Monroe behind set.
Hogan could have had his pick of any of the hottest blondes in Reagan era America in the '80s.
YWN what it's like to be a balding Chad with a 500,000 strong crowd on their feet and deafening and girls cumming in their panties the moment you walk through the curtain.
YWN know what it's like to have people tell Elizabeth to dump her man for you merely at the sight of your tanned Chad presence.
YWN have a guest appearance on G.I. JOE.
You will never be thought of as an literal American household name, with your own breakfast cereal, with Sly Stallone, Cyndi Lauper during a No. 1 Billboard ranking, Bob Barker and Mr. T as your best friends, and hosting bikini fitness parties at your own private condo in Venice Beach, CA.
You'll never change the wrestling business FOREVER and put WWF on the map as the undisputed leader in professional wrestling.
Your arms are too short to box with this level of reality, faggot.
