>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said the world is cold, better bundle up! Ayo! The....
YO! YO! CUT MY MUSIC DAWG! CUT IT!
HEY CHRISTOPHER! YO JERICHO! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? I TOLD YOU I WAS PROMISED A MATCH WITH YOU, DAWG! Now I see you got a match with Mox and you're bringin' out the Lionheart!? YOU GAVE ME A DOLLAR STORE JOKER JERICHO AND YOU'RE GIVING MOX THE LIONHEART!!?
Nah dawg, naw dawg fuck that! I told you Chris I'ma get that nut dawg, I'ma suck you dry! When I said on sight, Christopher, well that's got a different meaning in the gay community. On sight means: You could be havin' dinner with your family and I sneak in under the table and start blowin' ya in front of your family. ON SIGHT MEANS YOU COULD BE IN THE AEW SHOWER WHILE MY BOYS ORTIZ AND SANTANA STAND GUARD AND I SNEAK IN AND SUCK YOU OFF! ON SIGHT MEANS I COULD SNEAK INTO A TELEVISED MATCH AND SUCK YOU DRY BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU! HOW ABOUT THAT PAHTNAH! HERE LOOK! *pulls out a lighter and holds the flame to his hand* LOOK AT THR HEAT! LOOK AT THE HEAT! LOOK AT THE HEAT, CHRIS!! I'M A HEAT SEEKING HOMOSEXUAL MISSLE JERICHO!! AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL I HIT MY TARGET! IMA GOBBLE UP THAT OLD MAN JIZZ LIKE IT'S A FINE WINE, JERICHO!! ON SIGHT!!