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>Be Phil
>Leaves WWE
>Goes on a Podcast
>Bitches and cries about how he was misused
>Break his friendship with the Podcast host and his former best friend
>Goes to UFC
>Gets the shit kicked out of him
>Proceeds to spend the next few years being a passive-aggressive little bitch.
>Is offered the chance to join AEW as it gets started.
>Rejects it and makes more passive-aggressive comments.
>CM Phil's agent tries to contact WWE.
>WWE tell him to get fucked.
>Begs Fox for a job and gets hired as panelist for WWE backstage.
>Gets worked into a bubbling shoot by Miz.
>Couldn’t move the needle and WWE backstage is canceled.
>AEW beats WWE and causes them to leave Wednesday night - also sinking Paul's chances at the throne.
>Suddenly, Phil talks about AEW and how great is it
>Talks about wanting to help it grow and help the new, younger talent.
>Comes in on a fat contract - despite being a massive cunt at the start.
>Killed Darby (the guy Cody built-up) stone dead.
>Spends his time with long, self-indulgence promos which would have made HHH blush.
>Beats Hobbs
>Beats Kingston (and Darby has to job to MJF to keep him strong for Phil)
>Beats Wardlow
>Jobs to MJF with a ton of bullshit booking (and only drew 50k fans - and it was the lowest viewed episode of Dynamite since its move to TBS)
>Beats MJF at Revolution where the wins and losses matter the most.
>Morale in AEW goes down.
>Stories start to come out about how people are unhappy.
>Ratings go down despite being on a channel in more homes.
>Beats Hangman Adam Page, killing two years of storytelling and build and beating the first completely AEW original world champion.
>Gets an owie stage diving into the crowd.
>Has to Drop the Belt and has a big announcement on Ramage... which seems to have done under 500k viewers (kek, what a mega draw).
>Leaves WWE
>Goes on a Podcast
>Bitches and cries about how he was misused
>Break his friendship with the Podcast host and his former best friend
>Goes to UFC
>Gets the shit kicked out of him
>Proceeds to spend the next few years being a passive-aggressive little bitch.
>Is offered the chance to join AEW as it gets started.
>Rejects it and makes more passive-aggressive comments.
>CM Phil's agent tries to contact WWE.
>WWE tell him to get fucked.
>Begs Fox for a job and gets hired as panelist for WWE backstage.
>Gets worked into a bubbling shoot by Miz.
>Couldn’t move the needle and WWE backstage is canceled.
>AEW beats WWE and causes them to leave Wednesday night - also sinking Paul's chances at the throne.
>Suddenly, Phil talks about AEW and how great is it
>Talks about wanting to help it grow and help the new, younger talent.
>Comes in on a fat contract - despite being a massive cunt at the start.
>Killed Darby (the guy Cody built-up) stone dead.
>Spends his time with long, self-indulgence promos which would have made HHH blush.
>Beats Hobbs
>Beats Kingston (and Darby has to job to MJF to keep him strong for Phil)
>Beats Wardlow
>Jobs to MJF with a ton of bullshit booking (and only drew 50k fans - and it was the lowest viewed episode of Dynamite since its move to TBS)
>Beats MJF at Revolution where the wins and losses matter the most.
>Morale in AEW goes down.
>Stories start to come out about how people are unhappy.
>Ratings go down despite being on a channel in more homes.
>Beats Hangman Adam Page, killing two years of storytelling and build and beating the first completely AEW original world champion.
>Gets an owie stage diving into the crowd.
>Has to Drop the Belt and has a big announcement on Ramage... which seems to have done under 500k viewers (kek, what a mega draw).
