nobody. he's not spanish he is just another american who wants to sound exotic. same for the americans who call themselves greek or italian or irish. you were born and raised in america nobody cares about your father's spanish blood or whatever the fuck. sorry if just being american is too boring for you but you dont speak spanish, you've never lived in spain, you dont know anything about spain. it is time to come to terms with who you are and that is a bog standard american guy. you like monster trucks, beef jerky, alcatraz, stealing foreskins, and shitting on the floor at walmart
