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*the show starts, the commentators yell their stupid catchphrases etc*
The Young Cucks and Hangman Page enter the arena, they go the ring and say some stupid shit
BUT THEN SUDDENLY, Nick Comoroto and Powerhouse Hobbs show up, they say
>You stupid fucking vanilla midgets, you're tanking the ratings, get the fuck out of the ring
*they attack the Young Turds and Hangman Page and put them through tables with powerbombs*, now Nick Comoroto and Powerhouse Hobbs are a tag team that hate vanilla midgets (90% of the roster)
Later, Hook and Danhausen show up, again they do some stupid miget shit BUT, Billy Gunn shows up and beats them up, but then Eddie Kingston tries to make the save, he alos gets beaten by Gunn, Gunn picks up a microphone and says "Kingston, you're an out of shape retard, hang yourself"
Ok, the main event, Jon Moxley is waiting for a jobber to fight, but instead, Wardlow comes out and says: "Hey Dean Ambitch, i'm here to challenge you for the title"
*Wardlow beats Ambrose in 3 seconds and wins the world title*
The Young Cucks and Hangman Page enter the arena, they go the ring and say some stupid shit
BUT THEN SUDDENLY, Nick Comoroto and Powerhouse Hobbs show up, they say
>You stupid fucking vanilla midgets, you're tanking the ratings, get the fuck out of the ring
*they attack the Young Turds and Hangman Page and put them through tables with powerbombs*, now Nick Comoroto and Powerhouse Hobbs are a tag team that hate vanilla midgets (90% of the roster)
Later, Hook and Danhausen show up, again they do some stupid miget shit BUT, Billy Gunn shows up and beats them up, but then Eddie Kingston tries to make the save, he alos gets beaten by Gunn, Gunn picks up a microphone and says "Kingston, you're an out of shape retard, hang yourself"
Ok, the main event, Jon Moxley is waiting for a jobber to fight, but instead, Wardlow comes out and says: "Hey Dean Ambitch, i'm here to challenge you for the title"
*Wardlow beats Ambrose in 3 seconds and wins the world title*
