*walks out to the ring*
>GIMME A FUCKIN’ MIC
*bashes mic against forehead*
>LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’, I KNOW ALL YOU FAT FUCK SMARKS CAME HERE FOR SOME FLIPS, A COUPLE CANADIAN DESTROYERS, AND SOME KIKEZER STARS, BUT GUESS WHAT!? I AIN’T GIVIN’ YOU NONE UH THAT SHIT! I AIN’T A “professional wrestler,” I’M A GODDAMN SPORTS ENTERTAINER, AND BY GOD, THAT’S WHAT I’M FINNA DO! NOW, GET MY SKINNYFAT OPPONENT OUT HERE SO I CAN BUST HIS FUCKIN’ HEAD OPEN!
