This thread is exclusively for #TheoryHeads

Here's a quick run down on why you should be #TeamTheory NOW and save yourself the humiliation of jumping on the band wagon later when he inevitably wins it all:
>Dimes look
>Dimes on the mic
>Dimes in the ring
>Georgia teen bodybuilding champion
>Works Joshits into a seething shoot that they have to post their dimeless workers
>First wrestler to be influenced by John Cena on the main roster
>John Cena has handed the Chinese Embassy role to Theory
>Handpicked by Vince McMahon
>Plans to be annointed in India by Tiger Jeet Singh as the new Prince of Wrestling
>Defeated Jeff Seid in hand to hand combat and won
>His DNA is being taken to the antarctic base where Vince is being moved (retirement is a work) to create the perfect sports entertainer
>Inner earth aryan hyperboreans have made contact and are noted fans

A TOWN
*DOWN*