1. His voice, when he talks normally, he sounds like a pencil neck noodle arm nerd, when he screams he sounds like a woman after her purse got stolen
2. He's not a draw, ratings have collapsed since he came back to WWE
3. For most of his career, he would come out, do that dance, Heyman would give the same speech, then a jobber would come out, Lesnar would F-5 him. That was the typical Lesnar segment for years
4. He's so gooey, 30 seconds into the match he's dripping in sweat and his skin turns purple
5. Terri Runnels said he has a very small pink penis
6. Because he was booked so strong, everyone else on the roster looked like a total loser
7. His wife looks like she's his mother
8. He took steroids against Mark Hunt who's a guy with a negative MMA record
9. Alistair Overeem destroyed him, that wasn't even a fight, Lesnar did nothing lol
10. His fans are gay and pretend to be entertained by this goof