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Hey Faggots,
My name is Ryan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, stoopid no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been to Wrestlemania? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to bra and panties matches.
Don’t be a hater. Just hit me with your best shellshock. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Rybaxl, and member of Nexus. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to half-naked joshi wrestlers”? I also am a strict vegan, and have a super cool steering wheel (just spilled ketchup on it; Shit was SO cash). You are all meat-eaters who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening, and #FEEDMEMORE.
Pic Related: It’s me and my wheel
