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>Man goes to an economist. Says his business isn't growing. Says casuals are harsh and cruel towards his product and treat it like a joke. Says he feels all alone in a terrifying industry where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Economist says, "Solution is simple. Great businessman Vince McMahon is in town tonight for NXT 2.0. Go and see him. He should motivate you." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I'm Vince McMahon and they fired me."
