*Castlevania music starts*
AYO! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said the world is cold, better bundle up! AY.....
YO! YO! CUT MY MUSIC, DAWG! I AIN'T DRACULA! YO! CUT IT!
YEAH! WE GONNA GET REAL DEEP TODAY! HEY CHRISTOPHER! YOU LIKE THE BEATING MOX GAVE YOU THE OTHER NIGHT? HAHA! GOT KNOCKED DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO AND NOW YOU'RE SWIMMIN' WITH THE SHARKS! Hey Jericho! Speaking of sharks, why don't you shove the whole JAS back in that shark cage, for their own good! You see, Chris, I'M A SHARK DOG! I'M A CUM- STARVED HAMMERHEAD SHARK AND I'M CLAMPING DOWN ON YOU TIL I GET THAT NUT!! But that ain't the end of it, dawg! That ain't good enough because I wanna get inside your head Jericho! I wanna get inside your head, yo! After I'm done suckin' you, I'm leaving my phone number in the ring. YOUR GONNA TAKE IT, DAWG! You're gonna stew and pace because you just got your dick sucked by a champ, you never had it this good and you want more! YOU'RE GONNA OBSESS ABOUT MY MOUTH YO! YOU'RE GONNA QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY, DAWG! And then you gonna text the Mad Head King in the middle of the night, but I ain't gonna answer, pahtnah! IMA LET THAT NUT BUILD UP FOR DAYS DAWG! YOU GONNA BE BEGGING ME TO GET YOU OFF!! AND THEN, THEN WHEN THE OLD MAN JIZZ BUILDS UP, I'M GONNA COME OVER IN A WIG, DRESSED LIKE BRITT BAKER AND I'M GONNA GET DAT NUT, DAWG! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME DAWG! YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME,!? YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIN' GAME, JERICHO!?! I AIN'T STOPPIN' YO TIL I GET ALL THE NUT IN AEW!! ALL OF IT!!! * throws down mic*