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Trump's getting 2 more terms and Vince is going to be hosting the biggest pro-American XFL opening game with F-16 jets flying red white and blue colors out the engines, big tittied blonde cheerleaders, American flags over absolutely every single place they can be put it, and the whole thing kicks off with a ticker tape parade in the city that's hosting it the likes of which not seen since the end of WWII. Vince and Trump are going to roll out into the center of the field in the biggest damn stretch limo, 20 sluts are going to pile out one after the other, each one more gorgeous than the last with Vince and Trump bringing up the rear with 4 blondes on each arm, there's going to be a small playful banter over who has the authority to flip the coin at the first ever game again, Trump wins, and the whole thing ends with a pyrotechnic show and everyone singing "America, the Beautiful".