>>6827138the lore of Ernesto Sampson is mysterious, and many questions are unanswered.
Here's what we've uncovered.
>served in Vietnam in 1962 at only 20>returned and screwed his newly married Erika Sampson thousands of times after not even touching his penis once until 18>first born son Ethan, then Emmanuel, Elrod, Elias, Ezekiel, and most recently young Elijah>Erika delivered Elijah at the ripe old age of 74 in 2013>this medical anomaly is unexplained to this day>Ernesto worked as a commercial fisherman on a boat for Trident Seafoods in 1982-1990>Ernesto quit fishing when Elias was 3 years old after he broke his leg>Elias is the older brother of Ezekiel 
