Sports entertainment enthusiasts, we may breathe easy:

>Ezekial is safe and recovering with his family's support
>We still have our male models tittilating our juices
>NXT 2.0 viewership is booming

Shanky will keep on dancing and we'll get our scooter races back too. And yes, it's only a matter of time until we see our beloved slime once more.

I'm so happy bros.