>>6870590Hook vs Phil for the title. Hook shoot KO’s him with one right hook (get it?) as soon as the bell rings and goes over. All of a sudden
>NO CHANCE, THAT’S WHAT YA GOT!Vince struts down to the rings and gets a mic. “PUNK, YOU’RE FIRED!” Hook grabs Phil’s body and makes him join Vince’s Kiss My Ass Club.
The Rock comes out and Rock Bottoms Kenneth, the Cucks, and Hangma’am and leaves.
John Cena appears and gets a blowjob from Jade Cargill live on air.
Cody Rhodes and Triple H appear and take turns hitting their own and each other’s finishers on Tiny Tony.
Will Ospreay comes out and squashes Kenny in 10 seconds.
Hulk Hogan comes out with Dolph Ziggler and Kane. They cut a shoot promo on blacks. Cody Rhodes and Brandy come out and rebuke them. The Hulkster tells Cody that this finish isn’t going to work for him, and tells Cody to bleach the black out of Brandy. Cody and Brandy proceed to have a live sex celebration.
Vince and John Cena execute Shahid Khan with samurai swords.
Jeff Jarrett kills Tony with a flamethrower.
Meltzer and his cohorts are lynched by the Hulkster.
Final match is John Cena dressed as Kenshiro vs Randy Orton dressed as Raoh. It’s fully detailed regalia. Kenny comes out halfway dressed as Sans but Drew McIntyre decapitates him with a longsword.
