1. Doesn't look like a wrestler, he's got no muscle
2. He's so horrible as a face, objectively terrible as a face
3. He has no character, describe The Miz's character if you can, no one can
4. He's got a baby's face, he looks like an infant
5. John Cena is better than him
6. Alex Riley was better than him
7. He's boring in the ring, no memorable match
8. They had to bring Maryse in to make this guy's segments watchable
9. Never drew a dime in his life
10. He's gay