early thread because why not, it'll be the last anyway and I have hooters leftovers to reheat

THE SHOW SO FAR:
- Ronda gives a promo and gets arrested
- Bayley tongue ties Michael Cole
- TOXIC ATTRACTION shows what NXT is actually about taking over for an injured team of Fatty and Goblin to beat the veteran BOAT and the Gay Grandma
- Maximum Male Models succeeds briefly in Tittilating Our Juices but gets interrupted by basketball american fans jumping the barrier and mumbling into a mic over a broken record
- Karrion Kross and his bogged boo warn us of the future
- FELLA FATALITIES FIVE WAYS for a shot against GULTER for the IC Title in Wales
- The New Vicious Viking Raiders plus that girl who punked Kane at the concession stand show up and ... do ... nothing?
- Daddario beats Shotzi despite getting spine crushed, with the Queen of Spades beating up the champ afterward
- Kross leaves a time bomb in Drew's locker

STILL TO COME:
- Fast Food Ads
- Roman and Drew in the same ring (surely Doomsday won't show up, right?)