>the guy
>a big deal
>main eventer
>A+ player
>chicks want him
>guys too
>works hard
>works marks
>works smarks
>works anti-smarks
>works jabronis into a shoot
>works any gimmick given to him
>works through horrible injuries
>main evented the highest drawing Wrestlemania
>protects the bussiness
>protects his brand
>best member of DX
>best member of The Kliq
>best member of the Power Trip
>best member of Evolution
>best member of DX 2.0
>best member of the Authority
>Vince's favorite son
>jannetied Chyna
>jannetied Austin
>jannettied Shawn fucking MICHEALS
>looks good with any belt
>makes any belt look better
>won the Monday Night Wars
>WITH A FREAKING TANK
>GOAT aesthetic
>GOAT facial hair
>GOAT entrance theme
>GOAT taste in big-tittied broads
>The GAME
>The Cerebral Assassin
>The King of Kings
>The GOAT OF GOATs

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism

THE INDOMITUS REX

THE TERROR THAT RISES

THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS

THE KING OF KINGS

THE LORD OF LORDS

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

THE CREATOR

THE DESTROYER

THE MOTHERFREAKIN' GAME

HUNTER

HEARST

HELMSLEY