Look in my eyes
I gotta pee
I'll go when Punk is on TV
I know your bladder
I know your stream
I'll pee myself if I don't leave
Ohhhh I'll go when Punk is on TV
I'll go when Punk is on TV
I'll go when Punk is on TV

Open fly
Open wide
When the pee is near
The erection dies
We won't have to hold our pee
Only when Punk's on TV