>>6897811a super-troll gimmick. Be a wrestler that does the most epic trolls on people both inside and outside the business. He could either troll babyfaces/likeable people as a heel or troll heels/scumbags as a babyface. Since you said we can break the laws of physics, i would also say that he is the bastard son of Loki, the norse god of mischief. LOTS of room for creativity here. For instance, i could gradually build a story about the character acquiring mystical powers from Loki, allowing him to go from a nuisance to a genuine menace. A babyface could possibly bring in an exorcist and turn me back into a babyface at some point. The options are almost limitless here.
The character's name:
Bandit Schitthauzer