Well, the boss called me up and said "Come into work"
I just hung up on that slave driving jerk
I'm going to rasslin'
Going to rasslin'!

You think I'd rather be sweating on the dock
Or watching somebody use a hammerlock
I'm going to rasslin'
Going to rasslin'!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N, that's rasslin'
R-A-S-S-L-I-N, that's rasslin'
I love to watch The Missing Link bang his head on a corner post
And the rumper bumper Butt Butt delivered by the Iceman
The Freebirds, Roberts, Hayes and Gordy, but what I like the most
Is Kerry delivering the Iron Claw as only the von Erichs can!

The boss called again and said "It's time-and-a-half"
"You'll come in tonight", I just had to laugh
I'm going to rasslin'
Going to rasslin'!

R-A-S-S-L-I-N, that's rasslin'
R-A-S-S-L-I-N, that's rasslin'