Don't judge me, but the neighbor kid is a huge AEW mark. Little jerk has 3 Darby Anus shirts in rotation. 3! How does mini-Stink have 3 fucking shirts?
Anyway, he was swimming in my pool late last night and after I blasted him with a sick ass cannonball off the diving board, I held his head under the water till water filled his lungs like cum did to Brody.
Poor little guy drowned to death and there was nothing I could do to save him. Hope they have AEW in heaven.
