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20 reasons why Johnny Gargano sucks

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1. Another vanilla midget who used to wrestle in garage feds in front of 50 people
2. He's probably 5'6" in real life (Vince Russo said he's 5'4" that could be true)
3. No charisma at all
4. Atrocious mic skills, he was literally talking about changing diapers, like WTF? Who wants to listen to this shit? Oh I forgot obese smelly smarks do
5. No character, he's just a guy in trunks
6. His moveset consists of kicks, so he's another Daniel Bryan who does kicks because he can't lift anyone
7. Doesn't look like a wrestler at all, he weighs around 80 lbs lmao
8. His stable with Theory, Indi and Candice LeRae was boring because he made it boring
9. There's no difference between him, Adam Cole, Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly, Bobby Fish, its the same wrestler, they're all midgets who do kicks
10. His logo is a stupid emoji
11. No personality whatsoever
12. Is the definition of a vanilla midget, I cant think of a better example of a vanilla midget
13. Looks like a CAW template
14. His theme song stinks
15. He's gay
16. He's from Ohio, THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING AT ALL
17. His nickname is "Johnny Wrestling" because he has no character
18. He is antithetical to wrestling
19. Not a legitimate tough guy
20. His fans, why he has any idk, but they all stink