>HARK! THE KINGDOM IS FRIGID, BEST GATHER THINE WHOOL! HARK! I DECLARE THE KINGDOM IS FRIG...
CEASE THINE REVELRIES! CEASE THINE REVELRIES, CUR!
HARK! YOUNG MASTER SAMUEL! HARK YOUNG CUR SAMUEL GUEVARA!! IT IS TO THEE THAT I WILL ADDRESS GRIEVANCES! Samuel, was I not bequeathed the chance to ingest the juices of thou's loins? Was I not promised the chance to indulge in your sinful fluids yet now denied, cur? DENY THINE MORTAL URGES SAMUEL!?? NAY!! NAY!! MASTER GUEVARA, I TOLD THEE THAT IF THOU WERE TO BE CROSSED THAT IT WOULD BE ON INITIAL OBSERVATION!! WITCHCRAFT?! NAY! COWARDICE?! NAY!! DISHONOR YOUNG SAMUEL! DISHONOR I CRY!! YOUNG CUR GUEVARA! The scourging will not cease until THINE masculine discharges have flowed into my gaping maw! NAY! I WILL NOT CEASE THIS ATTACK UPON INITIAL OBSERVATION! TWAS UPON INITIAL OBSERVATION THAT THE ORGAN OF YOUR REPRODUCTION WILL REST IN MINE MAW!!!