Billy Corgan here! Just wanted to take this opportunity to come out of the closet. Not only am I gay, but i will soon be transitioning into a woman. I demand that all of you respect my pronouns and call me by the name "Wilma."
It was in the late 1990s when i first realized that i loved sticking hamsters up my ass, a trick that i learned from the infamous drag queen Rupaul. I also regularly attend furry conventions dressed as a female woodchuck, where i regularly jump in the fur pile and present my ass any animal that wants it.
This is relevant to wrestling because it ties into my booking decisions regarding the NWA. I have chosen to inundate you with fags, trannies, and devil worshippers because that is my vision for the world, and an important part of my 20-year master plan to take over first the wrestling business, and then all of the multiverse.