>>7019996If you accept meltzer awards as what they actually are:
Most pushed wrester,
most pushed wrestler on the undercard,
Most pushed wrestler on the undercard 2,
Whoever runs the show with the most spotfests,
Match that had the most spots of false finishes,
Feud that wasn't a feud and was just two guys who had at least 3 spotfests together,
Announcer who most clearly explains exactly what is happening so Dave can write it down and pretend he watched the show,
Most pushed tag team,
Most pushed woman,
Show with the most spotfests,
Guy who donated money to charity and has Dave's phone number,
Etc
Then there's no point in thinking about it, it's mark shit for the stupidest marks who somehow believe they are smart for buying in hardest and most obsessively to the con
