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Sam "The one man klan" Hyde claims to have performed 6 million uppercuts during an 8 hour training period, but if we do the math, it just doesn't add up. He would have had to perform 480 uppercuts a minute, every minute, for 8 hours straight - without stopping a single time for a bathroom break, a candy, or a pause to say "AW JEEZE DOOD". It just doesn't make sense.
and whats more, the number of uppercuts he's claimed in 8 hours has changed over the years - ﬁrst it was 1.5 million, then it was 3 million, now it's 6 million and some reports have recently said he's claiming 9 million uppercuts ! Somethings up with this 8 Hour training period. Not to mention they used wooden chains to hang the punching bags, and they werent even connected to the roof of the building.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 18:22:44 No.7029844 Report

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>>7029794
The Red Cross told me he did in fact perform 6 million uppercuts. Would they lie?

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 18:26:22 No.7029873 Report

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>>7029629

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 18:31:36 No.7029921 Report

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>>7029786
but enough about you

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 18:33:10 No.7029938 Report

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>>7029794
Good job anon, I'm impressed with your math

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 18:35:01 No.7029954 Report

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Big Show is in my walls has gotten over with me now.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 19:18:44 No.7030381 Report

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>>7029629
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It's a dark corner and I’m just getting settled
Got Anon in the palm of my hand
Been to his room a thousand times
Now I got him scared outta his mind

New room, new view, light too, less gloom,
More food, old dust, more crawlspace too
Anon's closed his eyes this time
Cause he knows that his ass is mine

Scars live on in his head (woah)
My drywalls always stand (woah)
Kurt's posts are always dead (woah)
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
These walls are my life!

https://youtu.be/Vfq3GeVBNTg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 19:21:47 No.7030411 Report

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>>7029629
kek I still don't get how Big Show is supposed to be in the wall but the "to kill you" part always gets me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 19:24:04 No.7030433 Report

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Redstripe me on this meme, muh bruddahs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 19:36:17 No.7030541 Report

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>>7030411
He just is anon. He drills holes too large for the walls to hold for his large frame to fit. He destroys the architectural planning of houses and that is why Hyde must kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 19:37:43 No.7030561 Report

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>>7030541
You can make this realer.
Get Sam to cut a promo on Big Show in The Walls on cameo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2022 19:38:53 No.7030571 Report

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>>7030433
Nothing much. He enjoys fucking with anon's mind and scaring him in the dark. He kicked Angle out of there and this makes the Kurt wall poster seethe to no end.

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