>>7033045Its true, BJJ is a martial art by and for the gayest in the world. You have to give some brazilian guy a handjob to get your white belt, then it takes a blowjob to get your yellow belt. That first cornholing gets you a blue belt, and the first hamster up your ass equals a green belt. When you get your brown belt, its time to get shat on. Finally, to achieve the black belt, you have to get double-sodomized by two huge brazilian jungle savages while sucking a cock, tongueing the balls, and giving two handjobs at once. Only the most skilled can qualify.
