>>7033928Have the sides and bottom of his beard shaved off, trim his mustache down into a wispy pencil stache. Have him wear a WW2 Japanese Emperor's suit and tiny round glases to the ring. Rename / rebook him as Doctor Tojo "Destructo" Hirohito, a fanatic Japanese nationalist whose grandfather was bombed in Pearl Harbor and despises his American opponents. Have him wave the Imperial "Rising Sun" Japanese flag when he comes to the ring.
