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>I WANT TO TALK TO THE WWE UNIVERSE. THE WWE HAS SOME OF THE BEST FANS IN THE WORLD. YOU GUYS ARE THE ORIGINAL FANS OF THE ORIGINAL BRO AND BECAUSE OF THAT YOU GUYS DESERVE TO HEAR THE TRUTH. RECENTLY THERE WAS SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME THAT RELEASED SOME PRETTY GNARLY TEXT MESSAGES BRO. THOSE MESSAGES WERE SENT IN PRIVATE BRO FOR YOUR EYES ONLY TYPE OF STUFF. BUT NOTHING IS PRIVATE ANYMORE AND THEY GOT OUT. SO I WANT TO ADDRESS THEM. I AM NOT ASHAMED OF WHO I AM. FIRST OF ALL I AM MATT RIDDLE FORMER UFC FIGHTER. I BEAT PEOPLE UP BRO. I FOUGHT FOR MONEY AND WAS DAMN GOOD AT IT. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? I LOVE COCK AND PUSSY. I THINK THEY GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. HONESTLY BRO I PUT PB&J ON CPA. COCK PUSSY AND ASS SANDWICHES GIVE ME THE BROTIEN I NEED TO BE THE CHAMPION I AM. I AM MATT RIDDLE. FIGHTER, WRESTLER, SUPERSTAR AND SLUT BRO. I AM YOUR CHAMPION AND WILL BE KICKING ASS AND FUCKING IT WWE STYLE. THEN. NOW. FOREVER. TOGETHER. BRO!"
