Last night at the bar, I was getting no pussy. Was about to call it a night, when this meathead came in with this slammin sidepiece (picture a young Paige with huge tits). The dude was wearing an AEW shirt. So I asked them both nicely,
>"Take off your shirts or you're gonna get FUCKED."
Before that tough guy could react, I hit him with an RKO right in the middle of the bar. And then I ripped of the hot babe's shirt and rubbed her supple firm breasts. Then we fucked.
