>Alright kid, this is how our match is going to go
>I'm going to blow a kiss to your slut mom and she's gonna slap me with that wet noddle limp wrist of hers that you inherited
>Then I'm gonna stand in the ring and wait for your shitty entrance
>And then Luchasaurus is gonna turn heel again for the 4th time, kick the shit out of you, put you through a table, roll you in the ring, then I pin you 1-2-3
>Any questions?